The Surgeon General has decreed that doing anything, with anyone, at any time, can be hazardous to your health. Have a nice day. Okay. Here's the part where I have to tell you guys where I stole all my neat images and generally deny any responsibility for any of this so no one presents me with a lawsuit or throws flaming shit at my door. The neat images on the top and side and the moon that is the mail link started out as .jpgs I took from David Hanon's Astronomical CCD Imaging Page. Check out his site if you can. (just click on the planet!) It's worth the trip. The recipes presented here do not indicate a preference for any particular dish or ethnic cuisine. Vegetables have the same rights as pastries on this site. Results of recipes may vary. The poetry found in the "original work" section of the poetry page is (duh!) my original work and private property. Any unauthorized use of this work will result in many broken fingers and much pain and suffering. All of it yours. "Jabberwocky" was written by Lewis Carroll; the illustration of the Jabberwocky was done by Sir John Tenniel. My quoting the poem here does not indicate my support for the slaying of Jabberwockies, Jubjub birds, bandersnatches, vermicious knids, or any other mythical beasts. Please keep vorpal swords away from children at all times. Geo's homepage icon, the TrippyMUSH and TinyTIM logos, and the ferret icons are all property of the individuals/organizations they link to. The rest are mine; ask before you use them. Last, and most importantly, all of the images, sentiments, and opinions found on any part of this webpage are mine alone. I do not pretend to represent the opinion of my fiance', my MUSHes, my family, my dog, or my ferrets. If you find any part of this page offensive, FUCK YOU! Find yourself a more politically correct homepage.